Legacy...a King who united a warring land to bring it forth from times of darkness, sickness, and death. A King that led his people into a time of prosperity and let's not forget, most importantly... LAUGHTER!
Wait! That does not seem right. How can the annals of time expect to carry such a statement? Why have all of my attempts so far, to reach out to my people ended with laughter?
The knights I have brought forth have proven to be rather...odd...
Galahad is indeed handsome, but so far he seems far more obsessed with his hair, and sometimes remembering to wear his pants!
Speaking of pants...I'm almost certain that Robin changes his on the hour. And let us not forget the strange "wig moment" during his big number!
On the subject of wigs, Lancelot continues to wig out. When he does remember his place and his lines, it's hard to tell if he is even aware of where he is, or who's leg he's rubbing!
And finally speaking of legs...the biggest rabbit leg I have ever seen was constructed by my resident genious...but how can you neglect to include the war party inside the Trojan Rabbit!
I oft wonder, of how I can hold these lands together with such anarchy and mischief. Perhaps the Lady of Lake and myself will pack up. Leave behind the troubles of the kingdom, and find our own grail...or at the very least a nice shrubbery.
