Thursday, December 12, 2013

The following is to be read with an outrageous French accent.


For quite some time it has been very, very, quiet here on the Western front but recently we have seen a massive increase in English pig-dog activity. In the last two weeks alone I have single handedly led the successful taunting of an English army three times.  There is no way of knowing how much longer these silly sons of window dressers will force me to shower them with insults and barnyard animals. So long as they continue to infringe upon my God given right to eat bad cheese and bed hairy arm pitted women I shall stand my ground and continue to wave my private parts at their most cherished family members. On the bright side of things we have recently acquired some large and expensive arte! We were sad to see that it did not contain any chocolate but that did not prevent us from proclaiming it a national treasure and over-inflating its value.


Vive La France! 

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