For quite some time it has been very, very, quiet here on
the Western front but recently we have seen a massive increase in English
pig-dog activity. In the last two weeks alone I have single handedly led the
successful taunting of an English army three times. There is no way of knowing how much longer
these silly sons of window dressers will force me to shower them with insults
and barnyard animals. So long as they continue to infringe upon my God given
right to eat bad cheese and bed hairy arm pitted women I shall stand my ground
and continue to wave my private parts at their most cherished family members.
On the bright side of things we have recently acquired some large and expensive
arte! We were sad to see that it did not contain any chocolate but that did not
prevent us from proclaiming it a national treasure and over-inflating its value.
Vive La France!
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