Friday, November 8, 2013

.....aaaand the church's position on the matter.

To whom it may appall,
I have noticed as of late that the once noble city of Camelot has become a proverbial Sodom and Gomorrah. Every where my brethren and I look we see the openly presented bosoms of women,  the gambling of gold pieces that could be spent well in the church, and profane, " neon" lighting  that I have a strange feeling has not actually been invented yet. In times like these we must turn to The Lord to combat the evils of sin and temptation. May God have mercy on our souls, our coin purses, and our appendages. Amen.

-Brother Maynard

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