Wednesday, November 13, 2013

From the Diary of Herbert, the 1st King of the Swamp



Today I am saddened to report the passing of my beautiful wife Chava. She was a very special person. She was a different kind of person, a multi talented person. She was a person who needed people and regarded herself as one of the luckiest people in the world. Oh how she loved the swamp. Always saying things like “it could be worse, we could be wondering the desert.” Today she fell from the top of our tallest tower while singing and dancing at the same time. I fear that I have no time to grieve the loss of my lovely bride. We are in the midst the planning of a wedding that shall take place a mere ten weeks from now. I shall soldier on and, as we people of the swamp always have, build again. I shall begin anew and in the world that follows the passing of my beloved I swear before God all mighty that this kingdom shall never see a dance nor hear a song again. This is my vow and so shall it be. 

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